Thank You United Airlines for all the Great Memes

Advertisement

You may have heard of the recent United Airlines controversies. The news that the airline was abusing passengers, throwing them off flights, and strictly enforcing an unspoken dress code hit the headlines of the biggest news outlets hard this week.
But, as with every tragedy or controversy, the internet has fought back with a beautiful array of memes to brighten your day. People are skilled at turning gruesome news into a laughing matter, full of truth…so, just try not to laugh. Or cry.
Disclaimer: No doctors were harmed in the making of this list or these memes.
Note: Leggings are allowed.

No one can threaten passengers like Harrison Ford. That’s why he’s the perfect advocate to inspire fear amongst United Airline consumers…or what’s left of them.

I Volunteer

heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com

Advertisement

For those of you who are unaware and are looking for a new way to show off your skills and contribute, United Airlines is now accepting volunteers.

That’s Thinking

i.imgur.com

Advertisement

They say United Airlines is stupid, but really? If they don’t have any passengers…then they can’t overbook. Meaning, no more abuse in order to clear up the space in the cabin!

The Real Winner

i.imgur.com

Advertisement

What better marketing technique than showing the world how much better you are than the Hitler of all companies? Well played…well played.

Who’s Next?

i1.wp.com

Advertisement

Let’s start with an introduction to who Negan is. Think about every villain in every movie, book, or TV show you know. Now multiply his malicious heart by ten…that’s Negan…and your newest flight attendant.

I Got ‘Em, Adrian

i2.wp.com

Advertisement

There’s nothing more satisfying than proving your worth as you land in one piece…more or less. Let the feeling of accomplishment rush through you as you are hurried to the ER.

Flying Under Pressure

imgflip.com

Advertisement

There’s a good chance the pilots at United Airlines are as stressed and as nervous as anyone else. You’d think the boot camp they went to beforehand would have helped with this.

Get the Band Back Together

imgflip.com

Advertisement

The truth behind why the abuse is taking place. Turns out, the staff just wanted a little peace and quiet so they could practice. Nothing wrong with that.

Want to Pick a Movie?

imgflip.com

Advertisement

At least when the lady next to you is subject to United Airline’s wrath, you no longer have to keep her from sleeping on your shoulder. But you do get to missing her old brussel sprout breath.

Doctor Recommended

i0.wp.com

Advertisement

Who knew? This is why you always listen to statistics, but don’t base your beliefs on them. Sometimes, that fifth doctor knows from experience the hazards of his cause.

Fly often

imgflip.com

Advertisement

When you get seated next to the CEO of United Airlines granddaughter. Hopefully she’s nothing like the flight attendant who just dripped blood on your shoes.

April 2017

imgflip.com

Advertisement

There are no words. Last month, United Airlines’ flights were buzzing with activity. But as of April 2017…things aren’t looking so good for the company.

Not Too Bad, Jack

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Somehow, every terrible vent that happened on Lost, including Jack’s tragic past is nothing compared to the horrors he would have experienced had he taken a United Airlines flight. After all, he is a doctor.

Nobody Bats an Eye, Unless it’s with a Baseball Bat

imgflip.com

Advertisement

He’s right, you know. Every prison and drug-related gang in the world has had its fair share of fist fights and violence. When this happens, nobody bats an eye. But when it happens on a flight full of innocent passengers, suddenly it’s a tragedy…

Prison Call

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Speaking of prisons, did you know that United Airlines looks for employees in recent prison release record? Rumor has it, they search for escapees for the same reason as well.

Suggestions Anyone?

imgflip.com

Advertisement

United Airlines employs only like-minded individuals. That’s why loyal workers can rest assured that anyone who runs astray from the company’s beliefs will face the consequences.

Ready for Your Next Thrill?

imgflip.com

Advertisement

For those risk takers and thrill seekers out there, a new adventure includes booking a flight and daring to take it. This makes a great place to take a date as well if you’re looking to impress her with your survival skills.

There, There, Timmy

imgflip.com

Advertisement

This one goes out to all of those children who are sitting at home awaiting their parent’s return. May they see their return sooner than expected.

You’re Hired

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Evil isn’t made…it’s born, right? At least in some cases it appears to be true. So kids these days are training up to be a United Airlines employee by experimenting with arson and schoolyard violence.

The Last Straw

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Don’t you hate it when a customer starts acting up and you have to load the glock? It happens. Luckily, news is it won’t much longer.

Made It

imgflip.com

Advertisement

If flying wasn’t hard enough before, it is now. Every landed flight is a gift from God himself. Gollum here is the perfect example of the fortunate passengers.

Book that Flight

imgflip.com

Advertisement

As of today, suicidal individuals are trying to put an end to their said lives by booking flights with United Airlines. Sadly, this is a one way path not to be chosen lightly.

Peter Getting’ Parked

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Now every boss who sends their underappreciated employees on assignments, know which airline to use! Eat it, Parker, and enjoy your flight!

Impossibro!

imgflip.com

Advertisement

Three More

heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com

Advertisement

There’s no saving your loved ones now, it’s too late, the damage has already been done. United Airlines is still looking for volunteers, as they call them. You could be next!

 

11076 Total Views 12 Views Today

Advertisement

More Yacks