Sorry Wisconsin Mom, You Got the Wrong Number

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We’ve all been there. Getting wrong number texts that weren’t all that pleasant. But this lady was the texter and she took it to an entirely new level by refusing to believe she wasn’t texting her daughter. But really, we all know that one person who would totally do this!

 
This comes courtesy of velakskin, who plays the part of Random Dude. Let the internet wars begin! Pick your side! Will you choose to stand beside Wisconsin Mom or Random Dude!

 

The Text That Started it All

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So, it all started when this Wisconsin Mom texts this random dude, asking for a few groceries. To his surprised, she wouldn’t believe her when he told her he wasn’t Jess. So, he played into it… with respect, mind you!

I Don’t Like Ham!

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If it wasn’t enough that Jess wouldn’t stop playing games, she all of a sudden doesn’t like ham either! This mom must have thought she was in the twilight zone! “Jess… I thought ham was your favorite… remember when you were two and I use to throw little chunks at you when no one was looking at Thanksgiving?”

If Only He Didn’t Keep it PG

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At this point, the man really wants to have a little fun. But as to not hurt poor Jess, he decides to keep it innocent. After all, Jess did nothing wrong as far as he’s concerned. Brad on the other hand… we’re not sure about.

Jess Thinks She’s So Cute

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This is where it gets ugly. Turns out Jess’s daddy is coming home soon and will expect his lunch to be ready. Little does he know that his wife is a little slow to catch on. Plus, she’s texting another man… a most likely younger man. 

Ta-Dah!

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The mother finds out her daughter is still playing with her and sends pictures of Brad’s family. At least that’s what she thinks. How old is brad if his mother is that young? Is Jess a cougar? Or is she just babysitting Brad?

So is He Going to do His Sister’s Chores?

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Call me! Call me, call me anytime! Or call your daughter and find out she is a man. Although, she probably would have accused him of being Brad’s dad. By the way, is this man going to do his sister’s chores? Or Jess’ sister’s chores?

Full Batteries FTW

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Hopefully Jess isn’t sitting somewhere without her credit card active. The guy was having fun, she didn’t have to cancel his credit card… or did she cancel Jess’s? It’s all very confusing, really. Wait… did she just say she’ll see him in a few hours. Was that a threat?

Turkey and Milk

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At least this dude got a good lunch as he was inspired by the Wisconsin Mom’s antics. Oh yeah, what business does she have asking where this man is? Like he cares, his day off just got way more interesting that it was.

It’s Always Drugs

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This is when things get real. Jess’s mom thinks she’s back on drugs, but congrats for this dude, he’s been clean for six years! Although after this day, he may relapse. Just remember too that in, this text means Jess started taking drugs as a toddler.

Oh… Sorry About That

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Finally! She realizes that she has the wrong number and… doesn’t apologize… she actually blames him for the whole thing. Even though he told her countless times she had the wrong number and she could call him. At this point, they’ve grown close enough to get into an actual fight.

Well That Escalated Quickly

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What started off as a miscommunication between two strangers suddenly turns into a free for all blame game. Are these two running for political office in the near future?

Pure Gold

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Jess’s mom gets down to real life when she’s caught in a corner. In her defence it sounds like she’s having a pretty difficult few weeks however, at the same time can we believe anything she’s said is true?

Beating A Dead Horse

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At this point in the conversation no one’s the hero of this story. Random dude throws one more jab, and hopefully Jess’s mom learned a valuable lesson – save your phone contacts.

Thank you Jess’s mom. Thank you.

 

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