Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Had a Way Better Easter Weekend Than You.

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What’s up, everyone! Hope you had a wonderful Easter weekend. Maybe you spent time with loved ones, fulfilled religious traditions, or snuggled up with a new book. Well, no matter what you did, I can guarantee you that you did not have a better weekend than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

The Rock Dressed as Pikachu

The first time Jasmine’s favorite character, Pikachu came to visit her months ago she was only crawling. For Easter Sunday @laurenhashianofficial and I thought, Pikachu should make a special visit once again. Well, Pikachu didn’t account for the fact that now Jazzy RUNS and for 2hrs straight she wants to play her new favorite game, “I run away and you chase me Pikachu. And you’re not allowed to take a break until I go night night”. At the end of the vid you can hear her yell, “Peekyu” because she can’t say, Pikachu. I’m tired, today’s my only day off, it’s 118 degrees in this costume and Hobbs keep trying to p*ss on my leg. And I luv every minute of it. Bring it on. It’s what daddy’s do. Happy Easter to you guys and enjoy your families. #Rockachu #DaddyPuttinInWork #TheGameThatNeverEnds #PikachuLooksBloated

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You read that right! Dwayne Johnson’s family tradition involves gathering his significant other Lauren and their daughter Jasmine. The Rock then donned his Pikachu costume and entertained his family. See? His weekend did win!

North Korea’s Failed Missile Launch

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Nothing is more embarrassing for a country than a failed missile launch. On Easter Sunday, North Korea fired a missile to celebrate the birthday of Kim Il-sung. The sad part was it exploded seconds later, leaving thousands of disappointed viewers. Talk about embarrassing.

New Fast and Furious Movie Destroys Box Office

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As if to make the rest of us feel more inadequate, The Rock makes another goal as the new Fast and Furious movie breaks records. “The Fate of the Furious”  made $532.5m over the weekend and continues to bring in the bucks as we speak.

The Spirit of Easter Drunks

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For those whose Easter is surrounded by children, chocolate, and colorful plastic eggs, you may not realize that Easter weekend is a time coveted by partiers. This Easter, revelers were found lost in the street, urinating on trash cans, and completely distraught. 

Celeb Gets Unwanted Hole in Face

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If you thought your weekend was horrid, then try comparing it to Voice alum Meghan Linsey. She woke up in February to find a Brown Recluse had bitten her face, and has been sharing her progress on Instagram. The bite swelled up quickly before eating out a hole in her cheek. Another point for The Rock.

Acid Attack

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An incident at a nightclub in Dalston, East London led to the burning of 12 partygoers. About 600 people were evacuated after an “unknown corrosive substance was thrown within the nightclub”. That is no way to spend Easter.

Prince Harry Reveals Breakdown

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Twenty years after the death of his mother, Prince Harry finally opened up about the trauma he went through. He told the media about shutting off his emotions, nearing many breakdowns, and the support his brother showed him through it all.

Facebook Killer

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For those who are unaware, there is a Facebook killer on the loose. Among his many murders, he shot a grandfather on the street at random and posted the photos on Facebook. Steve Stephens claimed to have killed 13 people and is on the road to killing more. Happy Easter, everyone!

Marathon Cheater

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Bet you didn’t know it was possible or beneficial to cheat at a marathon. Well, this woman did! A man caught inconsistencies in records multiple runners had posted on social media to catch cheaters. Their names were published online, and 15 runners were banned from the Boston Marathon. Derek Murphy, making the world a better place, one runner at a time.

Plane Crash in Lisbon

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For Portugal, Easter this year wasn’t as joyful as usual. A plane crash in Lisbon killed five people. Three passengers, the pilot, and a truck driver that was hit by the plane. The cause of the crash is still unknown.

Trump Assaults Another Woman

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So, technically Trump didn’t assault the woman. But, the assaulter was at Trump’s rally and blamed the president for the attack. The attack happened last year, but it wasn’t until this weekend that an explanation was given. She believes it was Trump-inspired.

Boy Crushed in Atlanta

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If you’re easily disturbed, you might want to keep on scrolling. On Friday afternoon, a five-year-old boy died after getting his head stuck between two tables at a rotating restaurant. Probably the saddest headline we’ve seen this week.

Mexican Sport Revived

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To celebrate the season, a championship was held in Mexico in order to revive a 3000 year-old sport. The game known as Ullamaliztli was banned by Spanish conquistadors long ago. Back then, the game was religious, cultural, and losers were sacrificed to the gods…

Oldest Woman Dies

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On April 15th, Emma Morano, the oldest woman in the world, died after spending 117 years on earth. She attributed her long life to eating only two eggs a day, genetics, and steering clear of men.

Melania Trump and Son Moving to White House

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It was confirmed this weekend that Melania and Barron Trump, Melania’s son, will be moving into the White House this summer. They will leave Trump Tower, which the American taxpayer has been footing the bill for extra security.

Immigrant Center Plans

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Last weekend, Texas announced that the state would be getting its first immigrant detention center. It is to be built by a prison company for $110 million. It is where illegal immigrants will be held while awaiting processing.

American Flag Optional

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Easter is celebrated everywhere, but the American flag is not. Apparently, college students at the University of California at Davis are voting to make the flag optional. The students stated “they don’t want the flag to be a necessary ‘decoration.”

Medieval Priest’s Remains Found

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At a grave in Lincolnshire, the remains of a priest that has been dead for 700 years is shrouded in mystery. The skeleton belonged to a W’Peton who appears to have been an important man. Despite this, the remains suggested malnutrition and an injury to the head suffered years before he died.

Shootout in Detroit

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Another shooting that resulted in the injury of two police officers occurred in Detroit last weekend. They had responded to a burglary and one was rewarded with life-threatening injuries. The other officer was hit by shrapnel and is expected to make a full recovery.

Man Steals 100 Cellphones, is Nabbed by Apps

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Let’s brighten things up with news of a man that almost got away with stealing 100 cellphones at Coachella. The best part was that he was tracked down by the victims who used “Find My iPhone” to locate him. Looks like this guy’s Easter couldn’t quite measure up to The Rock’s.

The Rock Totally Had a Better Weekend Than Me

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Considering I spent the better part of the weekend working nonstop, only to spend Sunday getting a sunburn and sand-filled hair…

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