Comical Photos From Superstores

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Superstores such as Walmart appear to always draw a unique crowd. The most comical, and at times even scary people, seem to come out of the woodwork in search of bargains. The sheer size of these stores somehow seems to pull these fringe members of society into a sense of security and emotional openness. So much so that they come out of hiding to entertain, awe and disgust us. Here are 30 comical photos from superstores which will have you questioning the sanity of the human race.

Sexy Clothing Should At Least Fit You

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Sexy, sultry clothing may suggest that less is more but this is utterly ridiculous. Who in their right mind would allow another to leave home looking like that? Well if both are dressed equally as ridiculous then it seems we have a case of ‘the blind leading the blind,’ but in this example ‘the stupid leading the stupid’ would be a more apt description.

I Wouldn’t Be Bending Over

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Some people have no shame. Most of us would never consider bending over wearing that combination of underwear and tights, let alone in a packed store!

Halloween, Dare or Depravity?

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The reasoning behind this costume is unfathomable. Halloween alone would explain such a sight, but the scary part is many such people are lurking about your favorite large chain stores during all times of the year.

Was This Walmart Close to The Beach?

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It takes a special breed to muster the courage to step out in public like that. This photo shows two brave souls, perhaps brave is not quite the best adjective. 

Self Expression with Stunning Clarity

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This individual is apparently attempting to show his individuality, and it seems as if he has succeeded. After all, who else would be caught dead wearing that combination of bling and cross-dressing fashion? That look is distinctly his alone!

Low is an Understatement

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When you reach the age that your twins hang that low, then it would be best to dress accordingly. 

Perfect Transport

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The convenience and practicality are clear. She just fits

Wrong Transport

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While the previous pic showed the perfect scooter for a larger lady, this woman definitely needs a wider ride! The convenience is still undeniable, though, but in her case, it can’t be comfortable.

This is What Happens When You Ignore the Weight Limit

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Scooters have weight limits set, and for a good reason as this hapless Walmart shopper quickly discovered. Don’t go cheap if you are on the hefty side of life. Your transport becomes very unstable when leaning or turning corners. 

True Honesty

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There has never been a greater exhibition of honesty seen in Walmart. Scary, off-putting, comical but more than anything else, honest.

Real Life Squarepants

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Spongebob has never quite been seen in dimensions like that before. Here we can see the real-life embodiment of “square-pants”, but she is no Spongebob!

Please Don’t Tell Me That Is…

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Either that is the world’s worst tie-dye design or this person maintains the worst personal hygiene ever seen.

Get Right in There

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Scratching incessantly in public shouldn’t shame you, especially if it’s a must-scratch itch in an indecent area. 

Who Needs to Dress When Shopping for Clothes?

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This shopper could simply not see the point of getting dressed when he had already planned to buy an all-new outfit. 

The Many Uses of Duct Tape

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Did you know that duct tape has well over one hundred uses? Here is one of the thriftier innovations most commonly found in large chain stores such as Walmart. 

Hit Her Mommy!

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Here is an outright fist fight between two mothers, courtesy of Walmart Indiana. As the two beat the living daylights out of each other, one’s onlooking six-year-old fervently cheers on the fight. 

Kid Eventually Jumps In

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Continuing the trashy tale from Walmart Indiana, we now see that the child jumps in on the action. 

Only in a Superstore

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This chain of stores appears to draw a combination of daring yet obscure people who will carry out the craziest acts in public. Just look at these two Bieber fans!

That Length of Hair Has to Be Worth Something!

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Growing your hair to that length may be strange, but it is no easy feat. The maintenance and care in getting it to that long is an achievement that not many can muster.

Name that pistol

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It might be a bit dangerous to try and pull the serial number off that gun.

Peas in a pod

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This couple is a perfect match for each other in every way. 

Ever Heard of Mutton Dressed as Lamb?

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If you haven’t this picture explains it all. There is no woman at that age with that particular set of “assets” in that condition, who should ever be dressed as provocatively as is seen above.

Shopper Brings Sex Doll to Walmart

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Its not every day that you see someone brave enough to bring their blow-up-bride with them shopping.

Children on Leashes are Common….

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With no remorse, shame or self-loathing, we see a child tethered to a leash. At least it seems like he is having fun.

So Many Butts

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It seems as if people specifically conglomerate in super stores wearing their most skimpy and revealing outfits.

Do Crazy People Know That They’re Insane?

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With the sheer amount of insanity seen in your average Walmart, it makes one wonder if half the nuts know that they’re slightly loopy.

Super Mullet

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This stringy ginger’s mullet is truly inspiring. The combination of baldness and those long locks can’t help but conjure thoughts of…

Don’t You Dare Question His Masculinity!

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This pudgy hillbilly would quickly spring into fight mode if you had to dare question his manhood. It is his right to express himself through his clothing!

On the edge of perception

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Psychedelics open your mind to new perceptions; these two must have got stuck in limbo. 

If You Lurk Long Enough, You’ll Find a Drunk

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Wait around in any Walmart for long enough, and you are bound to find a drunk.

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