The Queen Is Hiring A Twitter Writer And It Could Be You!

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A co-worker chats a wanted ad for Digital Communications Officer (Maternity Cover). The position starts in March of 2017, ends February 2018 and seems like a pretty sweet gig.

Not again

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It is getting a little testy around here.

A breakdown of the posting reads:

“It’s knowing your content will be viewed by millions,” which is awesome. 37.5 hours of work per week, millions of views…

We’re thinking:

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“The role of Royal Communications is to engage a worldwide audience with the public role and work of The Royal Family.”

Which Royal Family? This Royal Family. (Duh)

Just Working For The Queen.. No big deal

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“Working as part of a small team of digital media specialists, you’ll create content for social networking and digital platforms, including our newly launched website, as well as researching and writing feature articles.”

For the Queen. Of England.

OMG

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Salary: £30,000 (anually) – Roughly $37,000 USD before taxes.

“You can look forward to a comprehensive benefits package, including a 15% employer contribution pension scheme (after 6 months), 33 days annual leave, including bank holidays.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“Whether you’re covering a state visit, award ceremony or Royal engagement, you’ll make sure our digital channels consistently spark interest and reach a range of audiences.”

Business casual attire need not apply.

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“You’ll need good photography skills with experience producing live social media content, and video production skills would also be highly desirable.”

37.5 hours a week?

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“With initiative and a flexible approach, you’ll be comfortable managing a varied proactive and reactive workload.”

Wait

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This is starting to sound like a lot more than managing a Twitter feed…

“You’ll need good photography skills with experience producing live social media content, and video production skills would also be highly desirable.”

Ok…

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“Educated to degree level with previous experience of managing websites and delivering successful digital communications and projects, preferably in a high profile environment, you’re the expert we need.”

I see

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“With an eye to the future, you’ll help hone and shape our digital communications through analytics, monitoring and exploring new technologies.”

Ahem

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“Your excellent planning skills, and ability to quickly respond to changing priorities, mean that you’re able to deliver in a fast-paced and deadline driven environment.”

33 days annual leave including bank holidays?!

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“This is your opportunity to use your digital expertise to deliver the exceptional.”

Seriously, this could be the chance of a lifetime to change the world for the better!

You can do it!

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“It’s finding new ways to maintain The Queen’s presence in the public eye and on the world stage. This is what makes working for the Royal Household exceptional.”

Her Majesty

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It sounds like a lot of work for $37,000 a year.

“Joining this fast paced and dynamic team, your challenge will be to manage and oversee the daily news flow on digital and social networking platforms, as well as play a key part in some of the digital projects.”

Bummer. The vacancy has closed as of 14/02/2017 23:55

For real though, whomever is lucky enough to get this position, there isn’t nearly enough material on the internet to supply us with good gifs of Queen Elizabeth II. Help us out.

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