How Do They Expect Me To Pick A Favorite Stormtrooper?

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Thanks, Reddit. I was wondering how I was going to waste my afternoon and avoid doing actual important work. Then I came across your “Stormtroopers in Photos” and my day was saved from any risk of productivity.
Stormtroopers as far as the eye can see doing everything that you didn’t even know they did.
I don’t even know which Trooper photo is most sooper.
Come to the dark side. We have Stormtroopers.

And part of the fun here is that many of the photos are like a Where’s Waldo or Spot the Stormtrooper game. Do you see him?

Maybe Stormtroopers are good at Blackjack in the casino because they can “feel the fours.”

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If you are ever going to spot a Stormtrooper, it would be in Times Square.

Apparently, there are three here.

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Here’s the expert level of the game. Good luck.

Hours. Gone.

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So, we can all agree stock photos are the worst. But clever Stormtrooper photoshopping changes everything.

“Halt. Let me see your identification.”

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This meeting now has so much more subtext.

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I somehow feel better about this over-happy family knowing that a trooper is looming behind them.

Those are definitely the droids he’s looking for.

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Photos that sneakily combine cute/funny animals with Stormtroopers.

Like how I almost missed the trooper while gushing over this alpaca with hair like a young Paul McCartney.

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Putting a stalking Stormtrooper ominously off in the distance helps this romantic photo go Rogue.

Seriously. I want something like this to be my wedding announcement.

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And speaking of romantic moments being hijacked……

Yep. Once you see it. You’ll check every dark space forever.

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There’s history rewritten. Just like Lucas did with his prequels. (Yeah. I went there.)

The French Revolution

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That’s one small step for man, one giant…. WTF!?

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And photos that prove Troopers are just like us.

Day off

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These guys deserve some RnR

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I also have to read the ingredients list!

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But one thing from all this is now clear. I need to keep on the alert because apparently at any moment, a Stormtrooper could just be passing by.

Probably missed his exit.

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